I had a routine OB appointment yesterday. Took the kids with me cause I wasn't expecting it to take more than 5 minutes...pee in a cup, weight, blood pressure, heartbeat, measure the every growing belly and we will see you in two weeks. I mentioned to the doctor that I had been having some Braxton Hicks Contractions this past week, but otherwise everything was status quo. With my history of preterm labor with the other pregnancies the doc decided that since I am 34 1/2 weeks, he could do a routine test and at the same time check the cervix to make sure there wasn't anything going on. He asked if I wanted the kids to go out to the nurses station or if they were okay to stay in the room for the exam. Knowing the kids, I knew going out to the nurses station would be much more tramatic than just coming up to the head of the exam table and a little explanation of what was going to happen. So the doctor left and as I undressed we had the following conversation...
Me: Okay guys, remember that book we read about the mommy who had a house in her tummy and a baby lived in it? (Keep in mind that I was an OB nurse for 10 years, so as we read this silly book, I of course told them all about uterus and they after watching many episodes of The Baby Story on TLC know very well how the baby comes out)
Kids: Yeah mom, we remember
Me: Okay well that house has a door and that is how the baby will get out. The doctor is going to check that door to see if it is opening. When he comes back in, you both will come stand up here by my head and then we will be done and go home.
Andrew (and this is a direct quote): "uh, I am assuming the door is in your bottom..."
Me: Yes Andrew, that is where the door is.
Kelli: There is a door in your bottom?
Me: Yep, there is something at the bottom of that "house" that is like a door that has to open before the baby can come out. The doctor is also going to do a test with a big q-tip to make sure there is no germs that could make the baby sick.
Doctor enters....Kids rush to the head of the exam table and anxiously await to see if the door is opening...
baby is low, cervix is thin and dilated to 1...not to extreme, but because I am only 34 weeks he wants me to lie low for a week and a half to get to 36 weeks.
Doc leaves...I get up to get dressed...
Andrew: Is the door opening?
Me: A little bit, but not enough for the baby to come out yet. Mom just needs to take it easy for a week so it doesn't open any more and then after that the baby will be big enough that it is okay if the door opens so the baby can come out!
Kelli: Do you still have a q-tip in your bottom?
Me: No baby, it is just like when I clean your ears, you throw it away when your done with it
Kelli: Oh, good!
And off we go
I learned from a seasoned mom that I lived with for a short time, that when kids ask questions give them a direct, breif answer and that most times they will be satisfied. I love how little minds work!